Shakespeare in Love | 1998

I have no neck in this pig dress.

How is it?

It's all right.

Ned, I know, I know.

It's good.

Oh?

The title won't do.

Ah.

Romeo and Juliet. Just a suggestion.

Thank you, Ned.

You are a gentleman.

And you are a Warwickshire shit-house.

What o'clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?

By the hour of nine.

I shall not fail. 'Tis 20 year till then.

I have forgot why I called thee back.

You mean no dog of any kind?

Shh! Silence.

The friar marries them in secret,

then Ned gets into a fight with one of the Capulets.

Romeo tries to stop them and gets in Ned's way. I mean, in Mercutio's way.

So Tybalt kills Mercutio, then Romeo kills Tybalt.

Then the prince banishes him from Verona.

That must be when he goes on the voyage and gets shipwrecked...

on the island of the pirate king.

For God's sake, cease your prattling and get out!

Get out!

A thousand apologies.

Please.

And with a silken thread plucks it back again,

so loving-jealous of his liberty.

I would I were thy bird.

Sweet, so would I; yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.

Good night. Good night.

Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.