Zack and Miri Make a Porno | 2008

Sorry about the elbow.

There can be only one.

Can I get a beer, please?

Thank you very much.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

My friend's making an ass of herself hitting on her high school crush.

Oh, God, that's so sad.

It's so Miri, is what it is. I'm Zack, by the way.

Brandon.

Don't worry, we weren't in the same class or anything.

Okay. Lucky you.

Are you a Monroe-ver?

Well, I went here, let's just leave it at that, I guess.

Do you have one of the large blown-up pictures of your younger self

hanging around here?

I do, kind of. Right there.

Gorgeous.

Good times.

What do you do? What brings you here?

I came with somebody who went to school here.

Really?

Bobby Long.

No shit. That's who my friend's hitting on right now. See right there?

Really.

One dressed like Hannah Montana?

In L.A., we call that look "Nickelodeon chic."

Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles?

California.

That's awesome, man. What do you do out there?

I'm an actor.

Wow, that's really impressive.

Thank you, thank you.

In fucking movies?

"Fucking movies." Pretty much.

Look at you. What--? Anything I've seen? What movies?

Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.

All-male casts. Like Glengarry Glen Ross? Like that?

Like Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock

and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.

Is that like a sequel?

Sort of.

It's a re-imagining.

Oh, like The Wiz.

More erotic and with less women.