Zack and Miri Make a Porno | 2008

Clip Name: Talking to a Gay Porn Star

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  • Character
    Quote
  • Unknown

    Sorry about the elbow.

    There can be only one.

    Can I get a beer, please?

    Thank you very much.

    Oh, Jesus Christ.

    My friend's making an ass of herself hitting on her high school crush.

    Oh, God, that's so sad.

    It's so Miri, is what it is. I'm Zack, by the way.

    Brandon.

    Don't worry, we weren't in the same class or anything.

    Okay. Lucky you.

    Are you a Monroe-ver?

    Well, I went here, let's just leave it at that, I guess.

    Do you have one of the large blown-up pictures of your younger self

    hanging around here?

    I do, kind of. Right there.

    Gorgeous.

    Good times.

  • Zack

    What do you do? What brings you here?

  • Brandon

    I came with somebody who went to school here.

  • Unknown

    Really?

    Bobby Long.

  • Zack

    No shit. That's who my friend's hitting on right now. See right there?

  • Unknown

    Really.

  • Zack

    One dressed like Hannah Montana?

  • Brandon

    In L.A., we call that look "Nickelodeon chic."

  • Zack

    Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles?

  • Unknown

    California.

  • Zack

    That's awesome, man. What do you do out there?

  • Brandon

    I'm an actor.

  • Zack

    Wow, that's really impressive.

  • Brandon

    Thank you, thank you.

  • Zack

    In fucking movies?

  • Brandon

    "Fucking movies." Pretty much.

  • Unknown

    Look at you. What--? Anything I've seen? What movies?

  • Brandon

    Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.

  • Unknown

    All-male casts. Like Glengarry Glen Ross? Like that?

    Like Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock

  • Brandon

    and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.

  • Zack

    Is that like a sequel?

  • Brandon

    Sort of.

  • Unknown

    It's a re-imagining.

  • Zack

    Oh, like The Wiz.

  • Brandon

    More erotic and with less women.

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