Two for the Money | 2005
Clip Name: Show-New-Apartment-And-Explain
1-800 bet on it. Absolutely free.
This is the first floor, and it's all yours.
The TV's satellite and it swivels.
Got a Jacuzzi in there the size of a kiddy pool.
You know what this is? Looks like weights to me.
Now I'm gonna put your copy here...
on your desk.
Walter this is sweet ass.
A man's chair.
That's what I'm talking about.
OK. I'm gonna start you on the 900 numbers. Same gig you had in Vegas.
Make your picks record them each day. Monday through Friday once a day.
Five times a day on a weekend.
Each call's worth 25 bucks a shot.
Now we're doing about three dozen hits a week. That's nothing.
We should triple that.
Now before you get into your test copy here I got a few words for you.
Your pitch sucks. No offence.
But you got potential so we gotta find a way to bust you out.
Bust me out?
We're gonna start by giving you a new name.
John Anthony. Just came to me.
John Anthony the million-dollar man.
What's wrong with Brandon Lang?
Nothing's wrong with Brandon Lang. It's just that he's still living with his mommy.
John Anthony's living large.
He don't hold back. He's got a direct line to God.
And for a measly 25 bucks a call he's gonna let the world's losers listen in.
"Hello sports fans.