The Wedding Singer | 1998
Clip Name: Best-Man-Speech
so let's put our hands together for the groom's brother David.
All right, Dave.
When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man...
I was like, "Whoa, of course, man...
"because you've always been there for me. "
Like when I was in rehab...
and like the time I couldn't find my car.
'Cause, Harold, he's always been the dependable one.
I've always been the screwed-up one. Right, Dad?
"Why can't you be more like your brother?
"Harold would never beat up his landlord. "
He's drunk as shit.
David 'Dave' Veltri
a little news flash, Pop.
Harold ain't so perfect.
Remember that time in Puerto Rico...
when we picked up those two...
I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying.
How about that?
I'm a person, too, Pop, goddamn it!
You're a moron!
The best man, everybody.
Best man. The better man.
We've all done crazy things in our life, so...
He's playing the guitar now. Isn't that great?
He's doing good.
It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world.
No lessons, thank you very much, Pop.
They'll be divorced in a year.
I think we all know that when you fall in love...