The Rundown | 2003
Clip Name: Beck-Fights-Football-Players
They're fat and they're earthy,
Now, the porcini is most often seen dried here in this country,
And they would always be labeled,,,
,,, dried porcinis, not dried c?pes.
They are very, very, very flavorful,
It's about time. I've been waiting.
Man, you're lucky to be getting in. It's an extremely private party tonight.
What's he drinking?
J?germeister and Cristal.
No, but we do have a slight problem.
What's the problem?
That's your problem. The guy on the left is Jalil Johnson.
I think he's the left tackle.
Jamal Johnson. Defensive end.
The best defensive lineman Notre Dame's produced in the last 20 years, Maybe ever,
The guy on his left is Kambui Jackson.
He ran for 2000 yards last year, All-Pro five years in a row,
The guy in the headband, that's Fernando Lewis. Middle linebacker.
Plays a lot like Ray Lewis,
He just hits harder.
Whatever. I'm not into football.
The other two guys are Jimmy Coggeshell...
...and David Mulaire.
One's from US C, The other one's from Ohio State,
Stay down, bitch! The guy you're looking for is there. Brian Knappmiller.
Throws like Brett Favre,
Bets like Pete Rose,
So I'm telling this cat, I'm like, "Yo, I know it's you that jumped.
I saw you. Don't tell me it's not you." He's like, "I don't know."