The Producers | 2005
Clip Name: Blooms-Defense
Order! Order in the court!
And stop that samba!
Who are you?
I am Leopold Bloom...
...Max Bialystock's partner.
And who are you, my dear?
My name is Ulla Inga Hansen Benson...
...Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden Svanson Bloom.
You're his wife?
Ja, Your Honour.
He wouldn't do it unless we got married.
What a schmuck.
Now, Mr. Bloom, why in the world would you...
...want to come back here and give yourself up?
Why? To speak on his behalf.
We all know that Max Bialystock is a lying, double-crossing...
...two-faced, slimy, manipulative, underhanded-
...don't help me.
Your honour, if I may address the court.
The law was created to protect people from being wronged.
So whom has Max Bialystock wronged?
Well, not these dear ladies.
And not me, not-
I was this nobody.
No one ever called me " Leo" before.
I mean, Your Honour, I know it isn't a big legal point...
...but even when I was in kindergarten everybody always called me " Bloom. "
I guess what I'm trying to say is that even when I was in Rio...
...and had everything I'd ever dreamed of...
...I suddenly realized that-
That this man...