The Producers | 2005

Order! Order in the court!

And stop that samba!

Who are you?

I am Leopold Bloom...

...Max Bialystock's partner.

And who are you, my dear?

My name is Ulla Inga Hansen Benson...

...Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden Svanson Bloom.

Bloom?

You're his wife?

Ja, Your Honour.

He wouldn't do it unless we got married.

What a schmuck.

Now, Mr. Bloom, why in the world would you...

...want to come back here and give yourself up?

Why? To speak on his behalf.

We all know that Max Bialystock is a lying, double-crossing...

...two-faced, slimy, manipulative, underhanded-

Please...

...don't help me.

Your Honour

Your honour, if I may address the court.

The law was created to protect people from being wronged.

So whom has Max Bialystock wronged?

Well, not these dear ladies.

No.

And not me, not-

Not me.

I was this nobody.

No one ever called me " Leo" before.

I mean, Your Honour, I know it isn't a big legal point...

...but even when I was in kindergarten everybody always called me " Bloom. "

I guess what I'm trying to say is that even when I was in Rio...

...and had everything I'd ever dreamed of...

...I suddenly realized that-

That this man...

This man...