The Jerk | 1979

Clip Name: First-Date-With-Marie

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    Quote
  • Unknown

    Why are you smiling?

    You're the fiirst person l've ever had at my place.

  • Marie Kimble Johnson

    Do you live here?

    It's nice.

    Did you decorate it?

  • Navin R. Johnson

    I got this from the old Cup O' Pizza place before they tore it down.

  • Marie Kimble Johnson

    That was really good pizza.

  • Navin R. Johnson

    This is the best pizza in a cup ever.

    This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business.

    People come from all over to get this.

  • Unknown

    You know, you have beautiful skin.

    May l?

    So smooth and flexible.

    I take after my mother's side of the family.

    It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.

    -Are you a model? -No.

    I'm a cosmetologist.

    Really? A cosmetologist?

    That's unbelievable.

    That's impressive.

    It must be tough to handle the weightlessness.

    Can l ask you a personal question?

    What is it?

  • Navin R. Johnson

    Now be totally honest.

    You do have a boyfriend, don't you?

  • Marie Kimble Johnson

    Kind of.

  • Navin R. Johnson

    I know this is our first date, but...

    ...do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend...

  • Marie Kimble Johnson

    ...you could think of me?

    -I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

  • Navin R. Johnson

    Do you think it's possible that...