The Invention of Lying | 2009

Clip Name: Conversation-With-Suicidal-Neighbor

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    Hold the elevator.

    -Hey, Mark. How's it going? -Hi, Frank. Not too well.

    I went on a date last night with a girl I've had a crush on for years,

    and she'll most likely never call me again.

    Oh, and I think I'm getting fired today. How about you?

    Oh, I'm not too great, actually.

    I've been throwing up painkillers all night

    because I'm too afraid to take enough to actually kill myself, so...

    See you tomorrow.

    If I'm not dead, then sure.

    -Good. That's settled, then. -All right. Have a nice day.

    Cheers.