The Great Outdoors | 1988

and you want to wish happy birthday to some guy?

If you want to go to Whitewater, go.

I find it more interesting to pay my respects

to a man who's lived on this earth 109 years.

He's the oldest man in Canada. Isn't that something?

I'd rather see a 46-inch bust singing Burning Love.

Yeah.

Hey, Wally. How about a nice club soda?

I'm driving tonight.

Nice outfit. You're Mr. Coordinated tonight.

Well...

Quite the look on you.

Yeah. Well, the pants are riding up the butt something fierce but...

look at that.

Wally, how's the bear dump situation?

We got a good one.

Good evening, sir. Happy birthday.

He must be hard of hearing or something. Try again.

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Do you speak English?

Our sincerest congratulations, sir.

You wishing Mr. Tomkins a happy birthday?

I don't think the guy can hear us.

How about a nice group photo? Everybody get in there.

I push the red button?

Yeah.

How do you focus?

You don't.

You don't focus?

Push the button.

I don't like them climbing around Mr. Tomkins. He ain't no jungle gym.

Girls, why don't you kiss Mr. Tomkins on the cheek?

No.

A nice kiss on the cheek.

Come on, it's cute! What old man wouldn't like it?

A dead one. Bill died in the car on the way over.

Jesus, Dad!

Go wash. Go wash.

I touched him.

In the bathroom.

How could you do that?

I didn't. He did it.

You're disgusting! Kids?