The Big Lebowski | 1998

Slamming them tonight.

You guys are dead in the water.

All right! Way to go, Donny!

If you will it, it is no dream.

You're fucking 20 minutes late, man.

What the fuck is that?

Theodore Herzel.

The state of Israel. If you will it, Dude,

It is no dream.

What the fuck you talking about, man?

The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?

Oh, Cynthia�s dog.

I think it's a Pomeranian.

I can't leave him home alone

or he eats the furniture.

I'm watching it

while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman

are in Hawaii.

You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean, "brought it bowling"?

I didn't rent it shoes,

I'm not buying it a fucking beer,

he's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fucking ex-wife

asked me to take care of her fucking dog

while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu,

I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

Why can't she board it?

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex.

Secondly, this is a fucking show dog

with fucking papers.

You can't board it. It gets upset.

Its hair falls out.

The fucking dog has fucking papers.

Over the line!

I'm sorry, Smokey, you were over the line.

That's a foul.

Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.

Uh, excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame.

Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.

Smokey, this is not 'nam, this is bowling.

There are rules.

Hey, Walter, come on, it's just

Hey, man, it's Smokey.

So his toe slipped over a little.

You know, it's just a game, man.

This is a league game. This determines

who enters the next round-robin.

Am I wrong?

Yeah, but I wasn't

Am I wrong?

Yeah, but I wasn't over.

Give me the marker, Dude.

I'm marking an 8.

Smokey, my friend,

You're entering a world of pain.

Walter, man.

You mark that frame an 8,

You're entering a world of pain.

A world of pain.

Look, Dude, this is your partner.

Has the whole world gone crazy?!

Am I the only one around here