The 40 Year Old Virgin | 2005
Clip Name: Sexual Education
Where do you put the penis?
Now, you're all here...
because you're interested in obtaining birth control.
Here's a cute story. I came home the other day...
and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed...
doing things that are illegal in Alabama.
Sex acts, right? Things that my wife won't do, okay?
Did you have a question? How do I get my wife to do that?
Does anybody else have a question?
My daughter is, for lack of a better word...
How do I stop her menstrual cycle?
You want her to stop having a menstrual cycle?
I want to stop it, maybe just for a few years.
Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.
Does anybody else have a question? I have a question.
I think some of the people here might be sexually inexperienced.
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
Health Clinic Counselor
Is that a serious question?
No. It wasn't. Okay.
Now, there are a lot of activities that you can engage in...
without having sex that are both fun and safe.
What sort of activities? I think...
everybody wants to know about the activities.
Well, instead of having intercourse, you could have outer-course.
Outer-course? What's that?
Yeah, what is that?
Outer-course is anything that isn't vaginal intercourse.
I prefer vaginal intercourse.
He really does.