Smokey and the Bandit II | 1980

Fred, did you ever see a check that big? I'm gonna use that and get you a face-lift.

Snowman, see you a minute?

Folks, I want you to meet Big Wart and Little Wart.

You be careful, Snowman. Us Burdettes don't take kindly...

to a slur on our family name.

I'm sorry. I thought you two was a slur on your family name.

Snowman, we didn't come here to fight.

He's smarter than he looks, ain't he?

Look, we got us a business proposition. We gotta find the Bandit.

I figured you was looking for the Bandit.

You know where he is?

That depends on how hard somebody's looking for him.

We're looking mighty hard.

I mean hard, like in hard cash.

$100,000? US?

You want his phone number, MasterCharge number or the colour of his Jockey shorts?

I mean, I can...

You don't have to take my picture. I'll go home and sit on your dresser.

Look, time's a-wasting here, Snowman.

You want to breed or listen to my proposition?

Bring Fred, the truck and anything else that looks nice down to the pit.

I appreciate you two dropping by and trashing up my moment of glory.

You want the money or the glory?

I'd like to have them both, but I got this problem.

Let me guess. You don't know where the Bandit is?

We got us a winner. Yeah, my mind went blank.

Let me jiggle your memory bank a little bit.

$200,000?

Well, the clouds are parting a little.

$200,000. You take it or leave it.

Would you believe I just got total recall?

Here's the deal. You go down and pick up this package on a Miami dock...

and deliver it to the governor of Texas.