Smiley Face | 2007
Clip Name: A-Plan
Listen, Jane. I really busted my ass
getting you this audition so please, please, please
don't fuck it up. It seems like you don't even give
a shit about any of this.
Do you? Do you even give a shit?
I give a shit.
Plan... need a plan.
Number one. Buy more pot.
You know, so I can make more cupcakes for Steve.
Number two: use the money Steve left
for the power bill to purchase said pot.
That way I can bake some fresh cupcakes
before he gets back.
Then I'll go to my audition.
I mean, number three: go to my audition.
I've never been to an audition this stoned before.
but I'd be willing to wager that I'd be damned good
because I'll be even more in touch with my creative self!
That's not really a part of the plan. Scratch that.
Four: hit the cash machine, zip on over to pay that power bill,
pick up cupcake supplies at the store
and head on back to home base to bake 'em up.
Not bad... for a person who happens to be quite stoned.