Role Models | 2008

Clip Name: The Booby Watcher

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  • Wheeler

    You sure do like boobies, Ronnie.

  • Ronnie Shields

    I sure do.

    Sometimes I call myself the Booby Watcher.

    Even got my own comic book. Adventures of the Booby Watcher.

  • Wheeler

    Okay. You know, I got a theory about boobies.

  • Ronnie Shields

    Really? Yeah.

  • Wheeler

    You see, there are as many women as there are men on this planet.

  • Ronnie Shields

    True that, true that.

  • Wheeler

    And every woman has two boobs, for the most part.

    So therefore, there's twice as many boobs as there are men.

    We're outnumbered, and it's overwhelming.

    We're powerless. We have to accept it.

  • Ronnie Shields

    I like your take on boobies.

    And I like boobies.

  • Wheeler

    Kid, you got a lot to learn.

  • Ronnie Shields

    I know what I'm doing. Really?

  • Wheeler

    So you're aware that you've committed one of the most

    common rookie boob-watching errors?

  • Ronnie Shields

    What you mean?

  • Wheeler

    Never stare at the boobies, kid.

    Yeah, once you get caught, the game's over.

  • Ronnie Shields

    But how? It's called training.

  • Wheeler

    You know, being aware without drawing attention.

    You don't think I've noticed the 34-C's in the camouflage tank top

    setting up the tent directly to the left of us?

    How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?

    Or the ridge itself?

    Round mounds of grass shaped like...

  • Unknown

    Boobies!

    Don't look over there. Look here.

  • Wheeler

    Yeah, focus. You'll get it.

  • Unknown

    Too bad old Sweeny herself couldn't come up here for this trip.

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