Role Models | 2008

Clip Name: Dr-Im-Full-Of-Shit

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    Quote
  • Gayle Sweeny

    Well, well, well.

    If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit.

  • Wheeler

    In what way are we full of shit?

  • Danny Donahue

    Which one of us has the Ph. D?

  • Gayle Sweeny

    So how was your first weekend with the boys?

  • Danny Donahue

    It was great. We did 14 hours. Will you sign our sheets?

  • Wheeler

    Maybe give us a few more, just for kicks? Round it up to 50?

  • Gayle Sweeny

    Don't you sass me.

    What, do you think I'm a pushover? You know what I used to eat for breakfast?

    Cocaine.

    You know what I used to eat for lunch?

    Cocaine.

  • Wheeler

    What'd you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?

  • Gayle Sweeny

    I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to service your hours.

    I'm here to service these young boys.

    Do you think I give a shit if you guys go to prison?

    I've been to prison. I have.

    I've been to prison.

    A prison of drugs, alcohol and sick thoughts.

    I used to have sick thoughts.

    So don't you come in here,

    preaching to me about hours

    when you're standing over there, and you're standing over there,

    and I don't know which way is up!

  • Danny Donahue

    Um... Should we come back?

    We can come back. Yeah.

  • Gayle Sweeny

    Come here.

    We're having an overnight camping trip, Big Bear this weekend.

    I suggest that you ask your Littles to go with you.

    Maybe worry a little bit about them and not so much about your hours.

  • Wheeler

    Overnight? That's great. Sign us up.

  • Gayle Sweeny

    And, fellas, will you do me a favor?

    Next time you want to bullshit me,

    bullshit each other instead, okay?

    See how that feels.

  • Unknown

    Okay. Yep.

  • Gayle Sweeny

    Okay. Okay. Okay.

  • Danny Donahue

    All right.

    I hate camping.