Role Models | 2008
Clip Name: Bald Eagles Mating
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual
where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons,
then fall towards the earth while rotating,
separating moments before they crash into the ground,
if, and only if, they consummate their bird fuck?
If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground.
It's the ultimate race against the clock.
Why are you telling me this?
Why would I not?