Role Models | 2008

Clip Name: Bald-Eagles-Mating

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  • Wheeler

    Nature.

    Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual

    where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons,

    then fall towards the earth while rotating,

    separating moments before they crash into the ground,

    if, and only if, they consummate their bird fuck?

    If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground.

    It's the ultimate race against the clock.

  • Augie Farks

    Why are you telling me this?

  • Wheeler

    Why would I not?