Pledge This! | 2006

When living together, blondes and brunettes will always fight.

You look a lot different than the last time I saw you.

My solution? Let the blonde win.

No, I mean you look good.

Yeah.

Listen, let's just be clear.

We're not in ninth grade anymore, okay?

We're different people now. At least I am.

So let's not pretend we're gonna be college buddies, okay?

Just because you got yourself some new clothes,

and bleached your teeth, and fixed your nose.

I didn't get my nose fixed!

God!

Level-one, level-two, level-three, level-four.

One, two, three, four.

How many Red Bulls did she drink?

About the same as me-nine or ten.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One-ooh!

No-no-no-no-no-no! PooPoo.

No, honey. That's a vibrator.

Without my guidance...

girls look for love in all the wrong places.

It's called the Platapussy.

What is a Platapussy, please?

Well... No-no-no.

It's okay, it won't hurt you.

Who thinks it's time for PooPoo

to meet her special little friend?

Ooh, I do.

Right here.

Well, it is an important American tradition.

Come on, sweetie.

Bye!

Bye!

Bye.

Have a good time!

No! No! No!

Going at it like a little hamster in there.

Yes! Yes! Oh! Oh!

Poo! Poo! Poo! Poo! Poo!

USA!

Oh! I love this country.

Oh! Ah, ah, ah!