Mystery Men | 1999
Clip Name: Afterfight Meeting
Hello, Champion City.
Daddy is home.
Tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime.
That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste.
Because I want my teeth to look amazing.
I'll bring this up again. It's $150 apiece. We each chip in.
My cousin knows a guy who knows a publicist.
What will we publicize? The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot.
If you didn't smack me with a shovel every time we went out...
...we'd have more wins to brag about.
I'm sorry. I just tend to lose my concentration...
...when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end.
I get it. Your shovel in his face is my fault.
You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff.
What was up with that?
I thought it was a fork.
You're the master of cutlery.
You can't throw a knife when someone's trying to kill me?
The Blue Raja
You can't use a rake?
No, I'm the Shoveler.
The Blue Raja
I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man.
I'm not Knifey Boy. I'm the Blue Raja.
That's another thing.
You could get a bit of blue in the uniform somewhere.
You've got green. There's a little flowery thing.
It doesn't make a lot of sense.
If we could stop being so literal for just one moment.
Look what I'm doing. Look at that.
I'm putting $150 on the table. Who's in with me?
I don't have $150.
If I did, I wouldn't have plundered my mother's silverware.
It's a waste of money.