Meet the Parents | 2000

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  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    ..pumps.

  • Jack Byrnes

    Pumps?

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    Yes. Breast pumps.

    I grew up on a farm.

  • Dina Byrnes

    Get your hot buns. Hot patooties.

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    Wow, Dina, everything looks fabulous.

    It's such a treat to have a home-cooked meal like this.

    Dinner at my house meant fighting over containers of Chinese food.

  • Dina Byrnes

    0h, you poor thing! There wasn't enough food to go around?

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    No, there was. We just never really sat down like a family like this.

  • Dina Byrnes

    0h!

  • Jack Byrnes

    Greg, would you like to say grace?

  • Pam Byrnes

    Uh, well, Greg's Jewish, Dad. You know that.

  • Jack Byrnes

    You're telling me the Jews don't pray, honey?

    Unless you have some objection?

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    No, no, no. I'd love to.

    Pam, it's not like I'm a rabbi or something.

    I've said grace at many... a dinner table.

  • Unknown

    0K.

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    0h...dear God...

    Thank you.

    You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating...God.

    And we thank you, 0, sweet, sweet Lord of Hosts, for the...

    ..smorgasbord you have so aptly lain at our table this day and each day...by day...

    Day by day...by day.

    0...dear Lord, three things we pray.