Meet the Parents | 2000

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  • Character
    Quote
  • Denny Byrnes

    Nice stench. Really on a roll there, bud.

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    Bite me, Denny.

  • Jack Byrnes

    In 20 hours there's a wedding here, so I need my cesspool pumped now.

    Not tomorrow, now!

  • Deborah Byrnes

    Dad, what's going on? 0h, my God.

  • Dr. Bob Banks

    What's that smell?

  • Jack Byrnes

    That smell, Bob, is our shit.

    Focker made the septic tank overflow.

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    Jack, I told you it wasn't me. It was Jinx.

  • Jack Byrnes

    Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet!

    He's a cat, for Christ's sakes!

  • Dr. Larry Banks

    He doesn't have thumbs, Focker!

  • Kevin Rawley

    Hey, look at this!

  • Unknown

    Kevo!

  • Kevin Rawley

    0ver by the tree, right?

  • Jack Byrnes

    No, no, not on the lawn. Stay where you are!

    Not on the lawn!

    Kevin!

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    No, no!

  • Unknown

    No!

  • Gaylord 'Greg' Focker

    0h!

  • Jack Byrnes

    No, no!

  • Kevin Rawley

    What the heck?

  • Unknown

    I got my mojo working