Liar Liar | 1997

but if you'll excuse me, I have a class.

Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me?

No, I divorced you because I was mad at you.

Wait. I want to talk about this!

What do you want to say?

Is this guy right for you? He is so... not me!

That's one of his best qualities.

But he's kind of a magoo.

I'm sorry.

You're wrong. Sometimes maybe he is a little-

Magoo!

Yes. But since we've been going out-

My God, I'm not having this conversation with you.

Audrey, you can't go.

This is not fair.

Fair?

Okay, let's define fair. Last night a five-year-old boy was crushed...

because his father lied to him about coming to his birthday party.

Fair?

Last night-

Was none of my business. None of my business.

Thank you.

Two years ago, it was my business. But I don't have to care anymore.

That's the magic of divorce. But it matters to Max!

Everything you do matters, and everything you don't do.

All right. Now let me tell you something.

I'm a bad father!

I mean-

I'm a bad father.

You're not a bad father... when you show up.

What if I come right after court and play ball?

Then you and I can talk before you make any rash decisions!

No, we are leaving tonight.

Please, Audrey. Give me one more chance.

I'm throwin' myself on the mercy of the court.

I lost you, but please don't make me lose Max too.

Give me a chance to be the father I started out to be.

You're really coming?

This is ironclad.

This is the mother of all promises. What time?

Okay, 6:00.