Knocked Up | 2007

Clip Name: Giving-Birth

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    Quote
  • Alison Scott

    Go! Holy shit, almighty!

    Oh, shit, this really hurts!

  • Unknown

    I see we're well on our way.

  • Alison Scott

    Okay.

    I want the... I want the epidural. Okay?

    Give me the epidural!

  • Ben Stone

    Give her the epidural, okay?

    Give it to her now.

  • Unknown

    Okay, Allison.

    We're past the point of an epidural. Okay? The cervix is fully dilated.

  • Alison Scott

    No, seriously, I want an epidural!

    I know there's time!

  • Unknown

    We can't give you the epidural.

  • Alison Scott

    Take the time! I...

    I'll make sure it doesn't come out! I'll stop pushing.

  • Ben Stone

    We have time. Just do it, please!

  • Alison Scott

    I'll stop. Please, please, please!

  • Unknown

    I'm sorry. We have no time.

    We're gonna just have to do this the all-natural way, okay?

    The way you wanted to do it.

    Okay? Ready?

  • Alison Scott

    Okay.

  • Unknown

    Here comes another contraction, okay? I want you to push. Okay, ready?

    Good, good, good.

  • Alison Scott

    I feel everything!

    Oh, my God! It's happening!

  • Unknown

    Okay, maybe we can take it down just a little.

    I think you're gonna scare the other pregnant women.

  • Alison Scott

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Unknown

    Okay.

  • Alison Scott

    Are you kidding me?

  • Unknown

    Jesus.

  • Jonah

    This is messed up. Something's wrong in there.

  • Jay

    Yeah.

  • Jason

    Oh, no, no.

    I mean, granted, gynecology's only a hobby of mine, but it sounds to me like she's crowning. Is that right, Deb?