Knocked Up | 2007

Hey.

Hi.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

No problem. Come on in.

Everyone, this is Allison.

Hi.

Ally. Hey. Jason, I'm sure you remember.

Yes.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Your body's responding really well to the pregnancy.

Thank you.

It's amazing how fast the milk arrives.

Oh.

How's your sis?

She's good.

Oh, good. Tell her, 'What's up?' for me.

Okay.

All right, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.

And this beautiful young man is Jonah.

Hi.

Hey.

Okay, that's Martin and Jodi over there.

Hi.

I'm gonna grab my shirt. Just take a seat if you want.

Okay.

Cool.

You are scared, aren't you?

Just another day at the office.

Uh-huh.

Do you have any acting experience?

No. Uh-huh.

How's it going? You wanna toke?

No. I'm good.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Jodi.

Yeah, hi.

I heard you were pregnant.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, aren't you scared?

The way it's gonna come out of your...

It's gonna hurt a lot, I bet. Your vagina...

That's so sick.

I don't know.

Are you hungry?

No, I'm okay right now. Thank you.

You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food, huh?

'Oh, it's mine, not yours.'

But, you know, because you're family, you got to share.

Right.

Man, my balls are shaved. My pubes are trimmed.

I'm ready to fucking rock this shit.