Kicking and Screaming | 2005

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  • Character
    Quote
  • Unknown

    He's big. You... You might form one mega-person.

  • Phil Weston

    Okay, forget that I just said that.

  • Unknown

    Uh, pass it to... to someone else.

    I'm Mark Avery.

  • Mark Avery

    You know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong.

    You dig, cracker? You feel me?

  • Unknown

    W

  • Phil Weston

    What does that mean?

  • Mark Avery

    I really don't know.

    I heard it on a rap video once.

  • Unknown

    Oh.

  • Mark Avery

    But, I'm, like, really funny. I got like a million jokes.

  • Phil Weston

    Great. Okay, yeah. I'd love to hear one. Shoot.

  • Mark Avery

    Remember when you called us out

    onto the field and you fell over?

  • Phil Weston

    Right. Yeah?

  • Unknown

    Man! I got you good!

  • Mark Avery

    Somebody call the burn unit. I got you bad!

  • Phil Weston

    How did I get burned?

    Apparently, I don't get it, okay.

  • Unknown

    Doesn't matter.

    Uh, you know what? Let's just do some drills.

    Now, this one,

    all the great players have done at one time or another.

    It's called "the snake. "

  • Phil Weston

    Player in the back dribbles the ball