I Could Never Be Your Woman | 2007

From now on no more issues.

No drugs, no teen pregnancies, no homosexuals.

What about the same sex prom date?

Oh yeck! No homo stuff!

Except maybe an occasional lesbian kiss.

But no eating disorders, no racial strife.

Come on, let's get on it. No more janky shows.

Never heard that word did ya'?

We hired this consulting team the next thing they tell us

all the hot new trends.

Ok, we drop the prom, we move up. Boys make over the nerdy guy...

No. No, that was just a backup script.

Make overs are big.

Make overs are so played out.

Plastic surgery makeovers, uh...

queer makeovers, straight make overs, house makeovers,

car makeovers there's nothing more to say about it.

You can do it.

Let us make this show cronk.

Groove.

Oh, and while we're in full comunicado

I want you to incorporate these into the show.

We just covered there phones with matching jewels.

These are the cool new ones.

I read in Newsweek where kids text message more than talk.

Is that a fact.

Indeed.

Oh and put in that stuff where they write "L" and "8".

That's how they say later.