Hot Fuzz | 2007

Yeah?

... decaffeinated?

Decaffeinated?

Little Brian Libby found them, out on his paper round.

Oh, he'll be having nightmares for a while.

Must have hit the sign at some speed. Took the whole top off.

I've had my top off in this lay-by.

Tits.

Most likely lost control, left the road there and then ended up here.

So, what do we reckon?

Sergeant Angel?

Well, we should get a proper cordon off, screen the remains from public view.

Close down the road until the ambulance crew arrives,

whereupon we should open a single lane of traffic and ease congestion.

Very good.

What he said.

What happened, Danny?

Car accident.

Nasty way to go.

Constable, official vocab guidelines state

we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions. "

Right.

"For never was there a story of more woe. Than this of Juliet and her Romeo. "

Excuse me?

Martin and Eve. Such a tragedy.

Mr. Skinner, do you mind telling me

how you know the identity of the persons involved?

You know how it is. News travels fast.

A love struck Romeo sings a streetsus serenade

What happened, Danny?

Traffic collision.

Hey, why can't we say "accident" again?

Because "accident" implies there's nobody to blame.