Hot Fuzz | 2007

Clip Name: Decapitated

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  • Sgt. Nicholas Angel

    Yeah?

  • Unknown

    ... decaffeinated?

    Decaffeinated?

    Little Brian Libby found them, out on his paper round.

    Oh, he'll be having nightmares for a while.

    Must have hit the sign at some speed. Took the whole top off.

    I've had my top off in this lay-by.

    Tits.

    Most likely lost control, left the road there and then ended up here.

    So, what do we reckon?

    Sergeant Angel?

  • Sgt. Nicholas Angel

    Well, we should get a proper cordon off, screen the remains from public view.

    Close down the road until the ambulance crew arrives,

    whereupon we should open a single lane of traffic and ease congestion.

  • Unknown

    Very good.

    What he said.

    What happened, Danny?

  • PC Danny Butterman

    Car accident.

  • Unknown

    Nasty way to go.

  • Sgt. Nicholas Angel

    Constable, official vocab guidelines state

    we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions. "

  • PC Danny Butterman

    Right.

  • Simon Skinner

    "For never was there a story of more woe. Than this of Juliet and her Romeo. "

  • Sgt. Nicholas Angel

    Excuse me?

  • Simon Skinner

    Martin and Eve. Such a tragedy.

  • Sgt. Nicholas Angel

    Mr. Skinner, do you mind telling me

    how you know the identity of the persons involved?

  • Simon Skinner

    You know how it is. News travels fast.

  • Unknown

    A love struck Romeo sings a streetsus serenade

    What happened, Danny?

  • PC Danny Butterman

    Traffic collision.

    Hey, why can't we say "accident" again?

  • Sgt. Nicholas Angel

    Because "accident" implies there's nobody to blame.

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