Hamlet 2 | 2008

Morning, Gary.

Morning, Dana.

Top of the morning to you.

It's a really kickass sunny day outside today, man.

Great observation there, Gary.

We live in Tucson.

Can I talk to you, please, privately?

Sure, squishy.

Excuse us.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, I'm a little groggy. I was up late.

I'm working on an original play.

It's about my childhood.

Anyway, I know we're broke and that we needed a roommate,

but I swear to God, I can't live like this anymore.

I'm gonna go back to dealing pot, I swear...

No, no, I will not have you pushing drugs.

I was a dealer, not a pusher.

It's just until I, you know, get an agent

and start doing commercials again.

Also known as never.

You keep me honest, I adore you for that.

Well...

It's not so bad. I mean, Gary has a car.

That's helped out a lot around here.

Gary has a car.

Maybe I can get him to run me over with it.

Oh, you.

What did I do so right to get you in my life?