Funny People | 2009

Craig, listen to me. I'm doing the best I can, okay?

I wiped your ass our entire childhood. Now it's your turn, buddy!

Well, you're the one that asked the wizard to make you young again.

I didn't mean this young!

Last time I had a suit on, at my bar mitzvah.

My bar mitzvah, it was the last...

And now I got the same suit. It's the same suit.

I think it looks good. The bar mitzvah was a good day in my life.

I made more money that day than I think I'll ever make again.

You know, it's really sad. To peak at 13 is a weird feeling.

This is indicative of the kind of...

Yo. Yo. Shoot that. Look at that!

Both those girls just go, "That's the guy from MTV."

I swear on my life, those two girls, they were just going,

"That's the guy." It's the second time it happened.

I got off a... I got off, I got off the bus, and...

I mean, the train. I'm walking out...

Me and Ann traded shifts. My family's in from Green Bay.

You know, come to see how their daughter's doing in the big city.

You know, wait, you went to school here, right?

Hello?

Hey, Laura, it's George.

How's the northern side of California going?

What do you want, George?

I was wondering if you had a few minutes.

I wanted to talk to you about something.

Actually, I don't. I was just walking out the door.

Is it okay if I get your number and I'll give you a call back later?

I know I'm not supposed to call you.

I just wanted to let you know that,