Fletch | 1985
Clip Name: Roller-Blading-Hobo
Who? Go somewhere else,
Gum, it's me,
Fletch, Really, is that you?
Don't say "Fletch," Don't say my name,
Shut up, Okay,
Don't look at me, lay back, I gotta talk to you, all right?
All right, all right, About what?
There're cops all around here, and they're after me,
What? You mean those surfers over there?
Just lay back down,
Don't point, just lay back, all right?
Fletch, why they after you?
They're after me because I'm a newspaper reporter,
And I'm nailing Chief Karlin as the major drug source on this beach,
Fat Sam's turning state's evidence,
He wrote me a very nice deposition,
He says he just received the drugs and you did all the selling,
He said what? Fletch, he's lying,
Man, honest, Fletch, I didn't sell nothing, man,
You gotta believe me, I didn't sell anything,
I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam, That's it,
Sure you did, Sure you did, Gum,
Fletch, Fletch, honest, man, That's all I did,
Twenty years, Gum, twenty years in prison,
Unless you want to play ball,
You don't leave me much of a choice, I guess,
Fletch, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right,
I got another question for you,
Where does the Chief get his drugs from?
I don't know,
Have fun, Don't bend over for the soap,
Fletch, Fletch, okay, okay,