Fanboys | 2008

Twenty-two. Loser.

Ah,Jesus!

That is mathematically impossible.

I must have the worst luck in the northern hemisphere.

I heard about the Rogue Leader debacle.

That's one for the record books.

Hey.

A cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garofalo, it's too good to be true.

I just have to face the facts, Zoe. I'm 24 years old...

and I've only ever copulated with one woman.

Plenty of guys have only been with one woman.

I don't know that manywomen to have only been with one woman.

I, uh- I'm female kryptonite.

Look, you're fine around me.

Well, yeah, of course I am. That's 'cause...

you are not a girl.

You know what I mean?

No. Please enlighten me.

You know every Bond villain, you constantly quote Clash of the Titans...

and you've beat every Zelda game Nintendo's ever released.

I mean-

Dude, dude, dude. Three o'clock, man.

Hotties on the slotties.

I would knock the nickels out of that pussy!

Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right?. Follow my lead.

-Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them?. -Yeah. It's called having balls.

Or in your case, one ball. Come on. Eric and Linus are waiting.

What are you, the wife?. Let's go.

Wait. You're going over there?.

Uh-

Turns out you're more clueless than you think.

Apparently, so am I.

What does that mean?. Zoe!

Zoe!