Fanboys | 2008
Clip Name: Gamble
That is mathematically impossible.
I must have the worst luck in the northern hemisphere.
I heard about the Rogue Leader debacle.
That's one for the record books.
A cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garofalo, it's too good to be true.
I just have to face the facts, Zoe. I'm 24 years old...
and I've only ever copulated with one woman.
Plenty of guys have only been with one woman.
I don't know that manywomen to have only been with one woman.
I, uh- I'm female kryptonite.
Look, you're fine around me.
Well, yeah, of course I am. That's 'cause...
you are not a girl.
You know what I mean?
No. Please enlighten me.
You know every Bond villain, you constantly quote Clash of the Titans...
and you've beat every Zelda game Nintendo's ever released.
Dude, dude, dude. Three o'clock, man.
Hotties on the slotties.
I would knock the nickels out of that pussy!
Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right?. Follow my lead.
-Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them?. -Yeah. It's called having balls.
Or in your case, one ball. Come on. Eric and Linus are waiting.
What are you, the wife?. Let's go.
Wait. You're going over there?.
Turns out you're more clueless than you think.
Apparently, so am I.
What does that mean?. Zoe!