Elf | 2003

Who has his own version of what happened.

Sir, what did you see?

I think you're great, Charlotte.

Uh, I saw something fall from the sky

Right into the middle of central park.

I mean, you're a great news lady.

Thank you.

Could you tell me a bit more?

About what you saw fall from the sky?

Yeah, yeah. Your eyes tell the story,

That's what I love about you. You've got a great mouth.

The thing just dropped in the middle of central park.

It was amazing, and everybody's, like, going crazy.

Dick, uh, according to authorities,

The area has been cleared.

Only the central park rangers now remain in the park.

These forces are highly trained,

But rarely see action.

Some have accused them of being too gung ho

When called into duty,

And their controversial crowd control tactics

At the Simon and Garfunkel concert in '85

Are still under investigation.

I knew you'd find it, Mr. Elf!