Elf | 2003

Dad! I'm in love, I'm in love,

And I don't care who knows it!

Buddy, not now, uh,

Can you please go back to the... to the pit?

I'll come and visit you in a little while, okay?

I didn't know you had elves working here.

Oh... boy, you're... you're hilarious, my friend.

He doesn't, uh... get back to

The story, please. All right, okay.

Clears throat

So, on the cover above the title...

Does Santa know that you left the workshop?

You know, we're all laughing our heads off.

Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?

Buddy... go back to the basement.

Finch: Hey, jack weed,

I get more action in a week

Than you've had your entire life.

I've got houses in I.e., Paris, and Vail,

Oh. Each one of them

with a 70-inchplasma screen.

So, I suggest you wipe

That stupid smile off your face

Before I come over there and smack it off!

You feeling strong, my friend?!

Call me elf one more time!

Whispers he's an angry elf.

Growling look at you.

Ow! Hey, what...

Aah!

I wasn't ready for that.

Aah! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!

Ooh...

Call me elf one more time!

Call me elf!

You're an elf.

Glass shatters

Miles, I'm sorry, he... he thinks he's an elf.

Listen, miles...

Listen, miles! Door slams

He must be a South Pole elf.