Do the Right Thing | 1989

Mike.

Fuck Mike Tyson!

I remember when he mugged that woman on Lexington.

I remember that shit.

You're going to tell him?

I'll tell him. Fuck Mike Tyson!

To his face?

You goddamn right!

He'll knock your goddamn ass off.

You talk shit now.

I'll drop him like a bad habit.

If Tyson dream about whippin' my ass,

he better wake up and apologize.

Well, gentlemen, the way I see it,

if this hot weather continues,

it's going to melt the polar caps

and the whole wide world.

And all those parts that ain't water already

will surely be flooded.

You dumb ass, simple motherfucker!

Where you read that shit, eh?

The polar caps.

Don't worry about it.

When it happens, and I'm in my boat

and you black asses are drowning,

don't call for me to throw you no rope,

no lifesaver, or no nothing.

You 30 cent away from a quarter.

How the fuck you gonna get a boat?

Here, boy.

Don't worry about it.

Goddamn right. Look at you.

You're raggedy as a roach,

eat the holes out of doughnuts.

Raggedy motherfucker! Don't worry about it.

I'm in good shape.

I will be.

I'll be back on my feet soon enough.

Look, raggedy-ass shoes!

So run over, you gotta lay down to put 'em on.

So, ML, ML, ML, tell me.

When is all this goddamn ice supposed to melt?