Burn After Reading | 2008

Clip Name: A-Dildo-Chair

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  • Unknown

    Pardon our dust, the ex is in the process of moving out.

    I told her to expedite things, but...

    Yeah.

    Yeah, you know, you try to act like an adult.

    Well, it's never easy.

    Hmm.

  • Harry Pfarrer

    You wanna come downstairs? You like surprises?

  • Linda Litzke

    Well, I'm always open to new experiences.

  • Harry Pfarrer

    I gotta tell you, I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine,

    1,200 bucks. 1,200 bucks. I'm looking at this thing and I think,

    "Jesus, you gotta be kidding me. I'm a hobbyist.

    "This thing's basically nothing but Speed-Rail."

    I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for 100 bucks.

  • Linda Litzke

    What is it?

  • Harry Pfarrer

    You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups and...

  • Linda Litzke

    Oh, my God!

    That's fantastic!

  • Harry Pfarrer

    Something, isn't it? 100 bucks all in.

    Not counting my labor and the cost of the dildo.

    Those things aren't cheap. Uh-huh!

    See, I lack that. I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.

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