Big Fan | 2009

Joe in Piscataway, now you know

why your wife doesn't talk to you anymore.

Let's go to Nick in Valley Stream.

He just got done shopping at the mall.

Hey, what's goin' on, Sports Dogg?

Hey, man, those Giants are lookin' good this week.

They tore those Vikings up...

You know what the key to that game was? It was simple.

They shut down Adrian Peterson.

Q.B. was all over the field making tackles.

They couldn't get their running game going.

And the minute they didn't have the running game, Frerotte was doomed.

Nobody's passing against the G-Men defense these days. They're on fire...

I can't tell you how sick I am.

Manning's not turning the ball over.

He's doin' everything right. He's managing the game.

And defensively, if you can get past that front four,

then good luck getting past Bishop...

I can't tell you how sick I am.

Eli's on the money.

Third and 20, he throws that screen pass,

gave the first down to Ward. Unbelievable.

They are not missing a beat.

Nobody's got an offense like them. They just

keep on going.

That defense, that defensive line,

and those linebackers are doing great.

Now going from greatness to the total opposite... the Knicks.

What's with this team? We're gonna have to

drag out another two years of misery

till they finally decide they wanna get LeBron James?

This is ridiculous what they're doing with this team.

Who wants to go see a Knick game? They're horrible.

The team is a joke.

I mean, we live in New York. This is the kind of basketball...

It's $5.00.

I was just in there for, like, five minutes.

I know. It-

It's $5.00 anything up to two hours.

He's got a guy on the bench-

Marbury.

They paid him $22 million not to play.

Yeah, have fun in your box.

It's ridiculous.

This is a comedy. I can't even watch them, they're so bad.

Steve in Bayside venting his spleen! Dick.

Let's go to line three, Philadelphia Phil.