Baseketball | 1998

Mr. Cain, Doug Remer is here to see you.

Remer? I asked him to come tomorrow.

Yes, sir, but he's here now in the trophy room.

The trophy room?

Sweet.

I see you've been admiring my museum.

Is that really...?

Yes. When I see something I want, I get it.

Remind me to show you the prize in the collection:

My autographed Ty Cobb bat.

I'm planning to expand the museum.

Killer set-up, Mr. Cain. What do you pay in rent?

Nothing. I own it.

Can you break a 20?

What? Dollars?

I didn't think so!

Let me get straight to the point, Don. May I call you Don?

Yeah.

When I see one of baseketball's stars with less than $20 in his pocket,

driving an American car, sharing a house with 2 other guys,

you know what that says to me?

Homos?

No! It says you're underappreciated and underpaid!

Yeah, I guess we are underpaid.

I want to change all that.

Players of your caliber should be making the big bucks. Don't you agree?

Try to stay with me, alright?

I tried to get Coop to agree to changes that would make you millions.

Me? Millions?

Now listen carefully.

Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?