Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me | 1999

I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour.

That is, unless, of course, you pay me one hundred billion dollars.

Dr. Evil, this is 1969.

That amount of money doesn't even exist.

That's like saying, ?l want a kajillion bajillion dollars.?

Come on, Mr. President, show me the money.

Show you what money?

Show me the money, show me the money.

You had me at hello. Tear. Nothing? No?

Psst! It's 1969.

?Jerry Maguire? won't come out for another thirty years.

Nobody knows what you're talking about, ass.

Scott, Daddy's working, OK?

And when you're in the main chamber try and use the big boy voice, OK?

Thank you.

Mr. President, allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Alan Parsons Project.

Fire the laser!

Damage report! Damage report!

It's OK. It's all right. Come on.

Actually, that was footage from ?Independence Day...?

but the real laser would be a lot like that.