American Pie | 1999

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  • Character
    Quote
  • Unknown

    Good.

    So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on...

    the responsibilities of leadership and turn his back...

    on his old, drunken friend, Falstaff.

    You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are.

    So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later.

  • Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher

    So, does your tongue cramp up?

  • Kevin Myers

    Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though.

  • Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher

    Wow.

  • Unknown

    That's amazing. She's probably gonna want to do it soon.

    All right. Class dismissed.

    Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys?

    Hey, uh, where's Finch?

    Oh, he went home to take a shit.

    I don't get it. I just don't.

    How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?

    What reputation?

    Observe.

  • Kevin Myers

    Ex-Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is?

  • Unknown

    Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right?

    You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff. -

    Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi?

    Bye.

  • Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher

    Okay. Explain.

  • Kevin Myers

    I can't. I don't know how he's doing it.

    I, uh

    I guess that just leaves Jim trailing.

  • Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher

    Aw, Jimbo!

  • Kevin Myers

    Better sack up, buddy!

  • Jim Levenstein

    Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right?

  • Nadia

    James?

    You are very good in the world history class, yes?

  • Jim Levenstein

    Me? Y-Yes. No, uh-

    Yes, I am.

  • Nadia

    Perhaps you could help me with my studies.

  • Jim Levenstein

    Uh, yeah. Absolutely.

    Tha-Tha-Tha

    That would be- That would be great sometime.

    How about tomorrow?

  • Nadia

    Well, I have ballet practice.

    Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards?

    I could change clothes at your place.