American Pie Presents Beta House | 2007

What's going on?

This sucks.

Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker.

Dude, I left the best sandwich in my dorm.

This sucks.

Wait a second. Where are we?

I don't see any sandwiches here.

Hey, guys. You wanna see something?

Yes.

That is...

Gentlemen,

today is the first day of the rest of your lives.

You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House.

Beta, baby!

Now, most fratemities do the pledging thing a little bit differently than we do.

Most pledging consists ofhate-filled mental and physical hazing

designed to break you down.

But here at Beta,

I, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master, have devised an elaborate scientific plan

to build teamwork and brotherhood.

Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board.

On this pledge board are 50 tasks,

that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end

if you want to become Betas.

To start things off,

I say we begin with my personal favourite, number37.