American Pie Presents Beta House | 2007

And now, the Peloponnesian War.

The first team to consume an entire keg wins.

Throwing up does not disqualify.

Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminium,

lies 55 metric litres of malted alcohol.

Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks.

Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right?

Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink,

but we are more than men.

We are more than men!

We, sirs, are Geeks!

Yes!

All right, boys. Battle!

Gentlemen, chug-a-lug!

I can out-drink you fucks!

Drink!

Edgar!

I only have one thing to say to you.

What's that, you philistine?

Puking doesn't disqualify!

Geeks, attack!

Boot and rally, boys!

Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch.

That's all you got, huh? That's all you got?

Go back to the keg!

We got a man down!

Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency.

Attach the device!

What the hell is that?

What is that thing?

Open valves.

That's the Geeks taking the lead. It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley!