Accepted | 2006

Have you completely lost your mind?

Guys, the state defines a college as a body of people

with a shared common purpose of a higher education.

Well that's us, isn't it?

I mean, you know, with the word "higher" kind of loosely defined.

Uh, yeah. He's completely lost his mind.

No, no. Listen, all we have to do

is go before the state accrediting board,

with a licensed administrator, and just present our case.

B, look, let's just cut our losses, okay?

What are we talking about here, huh?

We're talking about a stupid piece of paper.

I mean, if a stupid piece of paper

is what's gonna make us acceptable,

then let's go for it. Why not?

'Cause you gotta remember, it's not just about us anymore, okay?

It's about everyone who went to South Harmon.

Ah, great speech.

I was inspired, I felt inspired by it.

Thanks a lot, I'm... I'm taking it on tour.

What are you doing here?

Aw, I don't know. I had... I had to pick up some stuff.

Some sage. Eggplant. Olive oil. Some Funyuns.

Wait a minute.

Come on!

You're the one that applied for accreditation, aren't you?

Well, someone had to do it, you know?

We all can't live with our heads up our asses.

I disagree. I... I don't get it, man.

You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing.

I didn't want to have anything to do with it.

I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon.

But then I realized,

I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader

to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.

I said it, okay? I said it.

So you're saying,

you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head?

I'm sayin' I want to be a S.H.I.T. head.

I wanna be a S.H.I.T. head.

Yeah, man, well, it's good to have you back, buddy.

Yes. Yeah!

Yay!

All right, so we're doing it.

Thanks to this S.H.I.T. head, we got a hearing set for Friday.