Accepted | 2006
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Hands
Have you completely lost your mind?
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Bartleby Gaines
Guys, the state defines a college as a body of people
with a shared common purpose of a higher education.
Well that's us, isn't it?
I mean, you know, with the word "higher" kind of loosely defined.
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Rory
Uh, yeah. He's completely lost his mind.
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Bartleby Gaines
No, no. Listen, all we have to do
is go before the state accrediting board,
with a licensed administrator, and just present our case.
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Unknown
B, look, let's just cut our losses, okay?
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Bartleby Gaines
What are we talking about here, huh?
We're talking about a stupid piece of paper.
I mean, if a stupid piece of paper
is what's gonna make us acceptable,
then let's go for it. Why not?
'Cause you gotta remember, it's not just about us anymore, okay?
It's about everyone who went to South Harmon.
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Sherman Schrader
Ah, great speech.
I was inspired, I felt inspired by it.
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Bartleby Gaines
Thanks a lot, I'm... I'm taking it on tour.
What are you doing here?
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Sherman Schrader
Aw, I don't know. I had... I had to pick up some stuff.
Some sage. Eggplant. Olive oil. Some Funyuns.
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Bartleby Gaines
Wait a minute.
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Sherman Schrader
Come on!
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Bartleby Gaines
You're the one that applied for accreditation, aren't you?
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Sherman Schrader
Well, someone had to do it, you know?
We all can't live with our heads up our asses.
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Unknown
I disagree. I... I don't get it, man.
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Bartleby Gaines
You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing.
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Sherman Schrader
I didn't want to have anything to do with it.
I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon.
But then I realized,
I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader
to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.
I said it, okay? I said it.
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Bartleby Gaines
So you're saying,
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Sherman Schrader
you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head?
I'm sayin' I want to be a S.H.I.T. head.
I wanna be a S.H.I.T. head.
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Unknown
Yeah, man, well, it's good to have you back, buddy.
Yes. Yeah!
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Rory
Yay!
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Bartleby Gaines
All right, so we're doing it.
Thanks to this S.H.I.T. head, we got a hearing set for Friday.
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